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Who is imitating who?

When labour is too expensive…

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And when the monkeys go on strike…




How to make an ayurvedic massage successful

When I arrived in India I could not stand massages. But since only fools don’t change their minds, I learned to appreciate them...        

So… the recipe for a successful ayurvedic massage is: fresh mosquito bites (24 hours max). It feels SO good !!
A small grain of sand lying around can also spice up the session nicely!

However, the drop of oil flowing down the thigh or in the ear, it is up to the level of Japanese torture!           

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Cooking bananas...

It has been a long time since I posted one of the fabulous exchanges of Ask The Sexpert from Mumbai Mirror. This one dates back November 19th 2012:

Question: “I am 19 years old and my husband is 32. We have sex every morning. When he was out of town for a few days, I masturbated with a banana. Once, the cook saw this. I was too excited to control myself, so I had sex with him. His penis was much larger than my husband’s, so I enjoyed it. During the process, we got wild and I bit his penis hard. Is there a possibility of it breaking? If yes, is there a home remedy for it? Since his penis was larger, is it possible that my vagina has expanded?”

Answer: “Your vagina will not expand. You really cooked the cook’s penis. Fortunately, there is no bone in the penis for it to fracture.”