Indian Samurai इंडियन सामुराई

I met a policeman who looked like this in Kolkata:

I could not take a picture but I noticed something very special. Apart from the fact that he looked like a Village People with his plastic straps, the crotch area was brownish!

This is what happens when you give a white uniform to Indians who, as we all know, love scratching their balls... And they must be spending a lot of time doing it when you see the mess that happens the moment a cop replaces a traffic light!

A cop shopping for pirated DVDs in the street in Churchgate, Mumbai.