12/12/2012
Cooking bananas...
It has been a long time since I posted one of the fabulous exchanges of Ask The Sexpert from Mumbai Mirror. This one dates back November 19th 2012:
Question: “I am 19 years old and my husband is 32. We have sex every morning. When he was out of town for a few days, I masturbated with a banana. Once, the cook saw this. I was too excited to control myself, so I had sex with him. His penis was much larger than my husband’s, so I enjoyed it. During the process, we got wild and I bit his penis hard. Is there a possibility of it breaking? If yes, is there a home remedy for it? Since his penis was larger, is it possible that my vagina has expanded?”
Answer: “Your vagina will not expand. You really cooked the cook’s penis. Fortunately, there is no bone in the penis for it to fracture.”
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